With her blood red beads around her mocha skin
and her bright kohl lined eyes
her hair thicker than the taiga
and sleeker than the new Samsung Galaxy Note 7
that explodes in your face if you charge it….
*I mean, like, what is up with that? People died. This ain’t right. Yunno, this is what we get for asking for a better and more innovative tech every day of our lives. Maybe we should slow down progress… maybe we should go back to a more simplistic lifestyle.
Take a breather if you know what I mean. Yeah, if you’re still reading this, I’m sorry this turned into a rant, IT JUST HAPPENED. I didn’t mean to fool you, this was a joke and …
Okay okay I’m gonna finish the poem now. Leave it to me to totally destroy the flow and let you continue this crap.*
her face just took their breath away
and made all the curious turn
to capture her face in their minds one last time
before she bought the new Samsung Galaxy Note 7.
*It had to be done*
*I’m an idiot*